Purple Cow

The Purple Cow
By: Gelett Burgess (1866-1951)

I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.


The Purple Cow: Suite
By: Gelett Burgess (1866-1951)

Ah, Yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" --
I'm sorry, now, I wrote it!
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'll kill you if you quote it!