Thursday, April 16, 2009

Purple Cow

The Purple Cow
By: Gelett Burgess (1866-1951)

I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.

The Purple Cow: Suite

By: Gelett Burgess (1866-1951)

Ah, Yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" --
I'm sorry, now, I wrote it!
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'll kill you if you quote it!

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